{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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Paphiopedilum primulinum is a species of orchid endemic to Sumatra. It is endangered and high demand as it is a sequential blooming plant (ever-bloomer). It requires high indirect sunlight and should be water often before the soil dries out.
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