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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tree go to the dentist?","punchline":"It needed a root canal.","id":335}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?","punchline":"It ended in a tie.","id":19}

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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you steal a coat?","punchline":"You jacket.","id":130}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call cheese by itself?","punchline":"Provolone.","id":222}

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