{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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