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Mecatlán is a municipality in the Mexican state of Veracruz. It is located in the north zone of the state, about 327 km from the state capital Xalapa. It has an area of 48.53 km2. It is located at 20°13′N 97°41′W.
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The Our Lady of the Immaculate Conception Cathedral also called Cienfuegos Cathedral is a Catholic church is located opposite the Martí Park in the city of Cienfuegos in the province of the same name on the Caribbean island nation of Cuba.
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