{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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Marlboro County Jetport, also known as H.E. Avent Field, is a county-owned public-use airport located 3 nautical miles west of the central business district of Bennettsville, in Marlboro County, South Carolina, United States.
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WRVN is a member-supported public radio station in Utica, New York. Owned by the State University of New York at Oswego, the station simulcasts the programming of WRVO in Oswego, New York.
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